Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

by alemeister June 8, 2009

turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

by The retail guy February 22, 2011

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).

Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.

by xeonox January 10, 2013