Turd Burglar

To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.

Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar

Turd Burglar by Shed2005 February 24, 2008

Turd a care 

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.

You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.

Turd a care by konsume April 18, 2008

Turd Burglar

The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was

I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again

Turd Burglar by Burg_69 March 9, 2009

turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

turd waffle by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011

turd-slicer 

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

turd-slicer by Montel December 9, 2003

Turd Pusher 

Irish in origin, noun related to turd burglar referring to an ankle grabber.

Jaymee was an ankle grabber, co Ciaran decided to do some turd pushing on him.

Turd Pusher by Delicious Cherry Flavoured Snack December 10, 2004

Turd Pants 

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

Turd Pants by Quokes July 10, 2007