po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021
Get the Poetic Troll mug.A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages
by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018
Get the analog troll mug.A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
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Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
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Get the Posi-Troll mug.Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
by derrien May 7, 2022
Get the Internet troll mug.1. A person who ALWAYS says trololo.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
Freind: "Look in your lunchbox"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014
Get the Troll Hole mug.A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
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