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Hissing Troll

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.
oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!
by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013
mugGet the Hissing Trollmug.

Posi-Troll

This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.

Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.

This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.

Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!

- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.

- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.

- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.

- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.

- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...

- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
by TheRealVastoLorde November 18, 2011
mugGet the Posi-Trollmug.

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
Hey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.
by derrien May 7, 2022
mugGet the Internet trollmug.

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
mugGet the parking trollmug.

Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.
See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!
by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012
mugGet the Troll Patrollersmug.

truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth
Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online
by Tslaughter June 20, 2016
mugGet the truth trollmug.

Team Trolling

Verb. The act of trolling in coordination with one or more other trolls to maximize efficiency and effect. Is often used to create the illusion of mass hatred toward certain parties.
Scott: "Hey me and a buddy are team trolling this chicks blog so that maybe then she'll sleep with me. Wanna help me out?"

Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
by FURST!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010
mugGet the Team Trollingmug.

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