Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

three toed leprechaun

This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.

Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.

Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.

by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024

Aerial Topdressed

The act of sharting while crop dusting someone.

Dude I need a new pair of underwear. I just aerial topdressed a group of people.

by The Real Duda August 8, 2024

Aerial Topdressing

The act of sharting while attempting to crop dust.

Dude, I need new underwear after I tried aerial topdressing a group of people.

by The Real Duda August 8, 2024

Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Lily topel

The BEST and MOST GORGEOUS hottest person to exist in this entire planet. There are no words to better describe a human like her. She is the most lovable person existing in this human era.

Lily Topel is hot as fuck

by speevs2cool December 20, 2023

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023