Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

Dick tickle

The act of tickling a man's penis.
Usually done by women, some men do it too.

Man last night i was hanging out with Hannah she gave me a great dick tickle.

by Tom cruise(JESES) January 7, 2009

Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

by row!dz December 25, 2009

TICK

Substitution for a wide range of cuss words.

Can be altered to: ticker or ticking.

Can also be used as an adjective, to describe someone or something you may dislike.

"What a stupid ticking tick!"

"You're such a ticking tick, you're ticking me off!"

"ya dumb tick"

"I hate this ticking teacher, he's so ticking boring"

In a situation where you have lost your car keys, some possible responses could be:
"Holy tick!" or "Ticker!"

by Jeppie&Pelsey May 14, 2009

thickster

Hot voluptuous woman. Fly ass big boned girl. Typically consisting of a wide round ass, thick thighs and a small waist. May or may not have large breasts. Thicksters are ATTRACTIVE big girls. Some famous examples are: Alicia Keys, Eve, Beyonce is a borderline thickster, and the Williams Sisters.

Yo, you see that thickster with the fat ass? I wanna hit dat all night long!

by NDP January 24, 2004

Tickle Turn Off

When you start tickling someone and they completely over-react, and tickling them becomes very uncomfortable

Blake: I was tickling my little sister yesterday and she started making sex noises.
Michal: Wow, what a Tickle Turn Off

by PEW PEW BOOM September 10, 2009