thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

Thinkless

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.

Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023

Copy thinkers

What a homeless man in NYC would scream at you when you and your mom don’t give him money and your Aunt Laurie takes it to heart

Homeless man : *holds out hand*
Mom : *looks at hand & looks away*
Daughter: *looks at hand & looks away*
Homeless man: COPY THINKERS *mutters angrily*
Aunt Laurie: *mutters extra angrily*

by Beansbeans April 14, 2020

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010

Thanksgayving

Thanksgiving dinner predominantly attended by, or created by gay people.

Are you going to your parents for Thanksgiving? No, I'm going to Alice's for Thanksgayving!

by Chops wood November 26, 2010