counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

The The Angels Angels of Anaheim

English translation for the new Stuttering-Spanglish name of the former Anaheim Angels. "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" literally translates into double-redundancy as "The The Angels Angles of Anaheim".

Guy #1: "Hey, did you catch that play from the The The Angels Angels of Anaheim game on SportsCenter this morning?"
Guy #2: WTF is wrong with you? Why are you stuttering?
Guy #1: Hey, don't blame me, man; Arte Moreno is the one with the problem, not me.

The The Angels Angels of Anaheim by Cinco de Rally Monkey July 28, 2011

the tingles 

When you are turned on just enough for it to be hot but not enough to get hard.

"The way Miley Cirus rides that wrecking ball gives me the tingles"

-Nobody Ever

the tingles by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa December 3, 2016

The Trash Compactor 

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.

"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

The Trash Compactor by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019

Chance The Trapper 

Youtuber and streamer Who Has a Snapchat Account where He Post the most Elite Memes on his snapchat account Chance_Greatnes , Going there will most likely cure all your depression.

Yo you see those new "Chance The Trapper memes".

Chance The Trapper by James The Memer July 29, 2019

How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.

David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

How the turn tables by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019

the Trumpettes 

The women of the Donald Trump family.

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!

the Trumpettes by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016