tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video

yup

by jesse April 5, 2003

Tech Unfolded

A tech youtuber , from Nottingham England .

'Tech unfolded on youtube'

by Annonymus73874842739 October 21, 2020

linus tech tips

Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year

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by Linusbot January 15, 2017

techorexic

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

tech tampon

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

Techdomme

A techDomme is any Dominant woman who possess knowledge of computers, mobile devices, IT, or extensive HTML/CSS coding. It is more than setting up and controlling a teamviewer account, it extends to those who are capable of controlling an entire network lab.

"Mistress, do you need a computer slave?"

"No, slave. I am a techDomme and am capable of moving my own servers and finding solutions to my own Network Operations."

by word_pro October 11, 2016

spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

by Pickels bff September 25, 2011