Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Tight Egg

“ tight egg is when u shove 4 egg up a girl ass and punch her in the stomach while she poop out eggs and cook them sunny side style”

I just Tight Egg my bitch, and the egg taste delicious!

by 67 toxic December 28, 2020

Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

Peak Tightness

The tingling feeling in one’s anus when walking or driving at an incredibly high altitude. It’s is often compared to a swarm of soggy fire ants or a secret tickle from a cousin.

My peak tightness was so bad today I had to take a muscle relaxer to use the bathroom.

by Fleazz October 15, 2023

hope the lid stays tight

Hoping to not take anymore pills/drugs

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

by Volleylover369 March 2, 2017

Pimp tight

It mean you is outstanding

I'm pimp tight

by Dangerous73 April 15, 2018

High And Tight

When you rub THC extract around the edges of a bitch pussy, and it ends up being tight while you eat it out and get high.

I may have not went to the barber, but I still got the High And Tight from some hoe.

by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 June 28, 2023