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Kevin

A Kevin is sweet and caring. He's also a gamer who could go on for days just talking about one game, a true game nerd. He's a god who can't be compared to anyone. A sweet, loving, gaming, breathtaking, lovable, sexy, nerdy god. He's confident and won't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants. I'm glad I found one who I can love that loves me back.
Girl 1: I met a Kevin last night.

The girls blow up suddenly

Girl 2: Really?! Lucky!

Girl 3: IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!

Girl 4: You better treat him well or I will kill you!

Girl 5: Good luck in bed, wink wink nudge nudge

Girl 1: EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Kevin: Hey girls.

Girl 1: KEVIN!!!

She leaps to him and giggles, wrapping her arms around him and nuzzles him softly. He smiles and pulls her close, gently kissing the top of her head.

Kevin: Hello, love.

Girls 2-5: Awwwe
by DyingSlowly February 27, 2019
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Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.
Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin
by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021
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Kevin

A nerdy asian guy who has a strange, almost creepy obsession with kpop superstar Jennie Kim. Also sexually aroused by men’s beards. It is unclear whether or not they possess brains. Many have exhibitionist tendencies.
the creep drooling outside Jennie’s window? Must be a Kevin”
by dopfui July 25, 2019
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Kevin

There are a lot of Kevin in the world but you gotta find this kevin:
Kevin is a really gentle, caring person. He would give you his own jacket but also care for you excessively. Whenever you hang out with Kevin, it'll be your best time. A really really great hugger too, when he hugs you, your heart will just go AWW. Al in all, you're lucky to meet a Kevin, who wouldn't want this type of Kevin in their lives?
You:
I feel really sad today...
Kevin:
Next time we will hang, I'll give you a hug.
You: *melt away*
by Xinka November 10, 2019
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Kevin

A fit guy with a huge dick. Fun to hangout with and he must workout a lot to be this stunning.
Kevin: A muscular jock
by The cool man June 20, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is the nicest person you will ever meet. His brown flowy hair will make you instantly fall in love with him. He has the nicest most genuine personality ever. He is PERFECT boyfriend material. He will never stop telling you how much he loves and cares about you. He is very dreamy and cute. You will love any Kevin ever.
Person 1: omg look at that guy, he is so cute!
Person 2: ya...that's my boyfriend Kevin
by Koolarmstrong January 20, 2020
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The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems
My day was going brilliantly until the kevining
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
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