Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.

I am polishing my pimp.

by Don Sueco February 27, 2011

Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.

Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.

by jlu676 February 3, 2021

Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

Polish finger trap

When someone inserts one index finger into a woman’s vaginal opening while inserting their other index finger into the anal opening of the same woman. The woman then performs her Kegel exercises while the prey struggles for freedom.

Careful, one finger at a time - otherwise it starts to become a real polish finger trap down there.

by PolishSexperts September 2, 2019

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019