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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021
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Splenda Father

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020
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Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined
by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023
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Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022
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Carry the son over father

A term that describes a son that passes away while the father is still alive. This term can be literal with carrying the coffin, or a metaphor that describes the loss of a loved on way before their time.
Oh man, that’s rough. Poor guy, nobody should have to carry the son over father like that. I hope he’s okay. If he needs anything and i mean anything please let me know.
by Galactic White Hat May 5, 2024
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father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.
Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.
by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018
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Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father
by How gay art thow May 24, 2022
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