john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert

richard simmons is a john sniffer

by ejhfg March 15, 2011

Shit sniffer

A person who always looks like they are smelling poop. A stinky version of resting bitch face.

Is there dog shit on my shoe or is she just a shit sniffer?

by Therrick September 11, 2016

The Kitty Sniffer

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.

Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."

by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013

StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

stiff

1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
2.horny

My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.

by garrrett January 15, 2008

Stiffy Sauce

The bodily fluid that is excreted from ones urethra when having a massive lap rocket.

1.)Right as my girlfriend was about to slob my knob, i got so excited, that my stiffy sauce scared her away!
2.) I'm so horny, i could fill a bucket full of stiffy sauce.

by Mitchell Meara August 6, 2006

package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...

"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."

by notasniffer October 18, 2007