sponterifous

SPONtaneous tERrIFic fabulOUS...haha...

Isn't this place spontiferous???
It sure is...

by Douchebag March 8, 2004

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Spont-On

An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.

Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)

"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"

"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"

"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"

by Randomflapjack March 4, 2008

Sponne

A sponne is a person who is quite retarded but makes you laugh and has a good heart

John: Have you met Richard?

Matt: Yeah, he's such a sponne

by mencius November 14, 2012

e-sponsibility

the particular burden of obligation as it pertains to updating Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, blogs, etc.

I have so many blogs, I don't think I'll join Twitter. I have enough e-sponsibility as it is.

by Giorgioooooo December 15, 2008

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007