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Santa Cruz

A bike brand.
Normally ridden by mega faggots
My boy Jim was riding a Santa Cruz whilst watching gay porn
by I like nuggets 373838 October 18, 2019
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Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
by Natepalm October 22, 2003
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Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!
Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!
by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011
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Dirty Santa

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
by Pamber December 9, 2012
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Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.
Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.
by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006
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santee

When in a Secret Santa game, the recipient of a present.
I have no idea what to get for my santee!
by whydoihavetomakeupausername January 6, 2008
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Johan Santana

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.
Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.
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