safety girl

A chosen female of dubious attractiveness within a social group whom is mentally designated as the ‘safety’ girl before a session of drinking begins. Where upon a level of inebriation is reached where the principal starts to fantasise about sleeping with the aforementioned safety girl, the principal knows that he has drunk too much and must immediately return home without question.

I don’t want to end up in the morning with a rotter again. This time I’m designating Jody my safety girl. The moment I start getting hot for ‘that’ I know I’m hammered and I’m going home.

by Kingbingo November 19, 2009

420 safe

your stash of weed is hidden here

"yo im gonna get my weed from the 420 safe"

by Gary1313 January 19, 2009

safety meeting

for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.

Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.

by supasta8301 November 14, 2011

the safety dance

sex with a condom

i either do the safety dance or none at all

by nappyafrochik April 6, 2003

safety mein bruder

Core language from High Wycombe. Comes from the word 'safe' but is extended to convey extra meaning. Comes vaguely from German to mean 'safe my brother'.

Simjob: "Here, have a free Subway."
SaxWan: "Safety mein bruder."

by Simjob March 30, 2005

safe

n. in billiards, a legal shot that leaves the cue ball in a bad position for the opponent. This can usually only be overcome through application of skill or a kosmo.

"I played him as safe as I could, but I know he'll just kosmo his way out."

by notshown September 15, 2005

safe

In a small cabin on board a Vogon Constructor Fleet ship with an amazingly
annoying traveling companion moments after your planet has been demolished by it.

"We're safe. We're in a small galley cabin
on one of the ships in the Vogon
Constructor fleet." -Ford Prefect

by Vash The Stampede April 12, 2005