social frog 

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.

I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.

social frog by jevanyn September 1, 2009

Social Graveyard 

A place where all banned (or smyffed) profiles go to die. On a similar level to Heaven, Hell, Mecca or Valhalla.

Do not worry though, the spirit of the profile will be reincarated in another form.

Remember that famous scene from The Lion King:

Scar: You have NO idea....So, your father showed you the whole network, did he?

Simba: Everything.

Scar: He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the RSS Feed...?

Simba: Well, no... he said I can't go there.

Scar: And he's absolutely right. It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest profiles go there.

Simba: Well, I'm brave! What's out there?

Scar: No, I'm sorry, Simba, I just can't tell you.

Simba: Why not?

Scar: Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well- being of my favorite profile.

Simba: Yeah, right, I'm your only profile.

Scar: All the more reason for me to be protective. A social graveyard is no place for a young prince...Oops!

Simba: A social what? Whoa.

Scar: Oh dear, I've said too much... Well, I suppose you'd have smyffed it sooner or later, you being so clever and all, just do me one favor - promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place.

Simba: No problem.

Scar: There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember... it's our little secret.

Social Graveyard by Mahabarat March 7, 2010

Social condom 

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.

Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!

Social condom by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011

social decadence

The word decadence, which at first meant simply "decline" in an abstract sense, is now most often used to refer to a perceived decay in standards, morals, dignity, religious faith, or skill at governing among the members of the elite of a very large social structure, such as an empire or nation state.

The social decadence of the american people is mostly caused by movies and false idols!

social decadence by PEERLESSMIGHT April 3, 2016

social justice weeb 

A japanese culture enthusiast who is conscious about modern social justice values and ideas, and embraces them without abandoning the former.

An interesting exercise in doublethink, since it's well known that sex negativity and other values characteristic in SJ circles are at odds with Japan's more open stance with sexual themes and gender representation in fiction, as evidenced by the country's most known entertainment forms.

The presence of social justice weebs in social media has arisen in the wake of discussions regarding the surge of criticism, biased coverage and calls for banning or censorship of japanese entertainment media, mostly videogames.

"Localization in the west is necessary, japanese game developers have to be wary of sensibilities in the western market if they want to cater to them. You're just a bunch of perverts."
-Social justice weeb posting with a Matoi Ryuko avatar

social justice weeb by virtualboycolor September 19, 2016

Social Gamer 

Facebook user who wastes inordinate amount of time on Flash-based games. Such games typically have cute anime characters with huge eyes and tiny mouths/bodies.

Social gamers enjoy hours of useless tasks such as clicking endlessly to gain game points or "money" (such as coins, gold, jewels, etc.). They even spend real money on non-real (digital) game objects such as pink tractors or green polka-dotted pets.

Social gamers seem also to delight in annoying the heck out of non-gamer Facebook users who get constantly bombarded with requests to help out with their farm, island, pet, etc. (Or maybe they're just totally unaware how much the constant requests annoy other users.)

Social gamers clutter up Facebook with lots of useless updates and requests.

Without social gamers a lot less time would be wasted on Facebook.

Social Gamer by Spellking July 30, 2010

Social Masturbation 

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

Social Masturbation by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009