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sloppy

A quality of a person who needs to get really wasted and gross in order to have a good time or impress/entertain others. TSloppy people drink and drink and drink, then holler and jump around for a bit before you have to just put them in a corner and watch them puke all over themselves. Great kodak->facebook opportunity.
Raquel is such a sloppy fool. There is now puke all over my basement and all of my parent's exotic beverages are empty and laying around her 'corner'.
by Staplers December 19, 2009
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shopped

An image that has been altered with Adobe® Photoshop® software, usually for humorous effect.

There exists certain photoshop-isms, that is to say, recurring trends such as Admiral Ackbar pointing out traps or the infamous zerg rush.

Fark.com, SomethingAwful.com and Worth1000.com have excellent examples of shopped images.
LOL! I shopped a picture of George Bush and Osama Bin Laden to make it look like they're kissing! LOL!!!!11
by Suvorov August 2, 2004
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window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.
nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng
by P Ha July 29, 2004
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The Sloppy Joe

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)
He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.
by Bobboe February 23, 2004
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Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008
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Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.
DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!
by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009
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Sloppy Bucket

While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!
Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011
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