molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

by McRaezy June 5, 2018

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013

Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

by James Ray November 30, 2006

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004