by hydorus shui January 6, 2025
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Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025
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P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025
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Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.
Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
by hello78953 January 16, 2025
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