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Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)
While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.
by B J N February 27, 2008
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rum shaker

the unannounced art of shaking one's finely toned ass!

came into being in the town of san antonio texas where they held rum shaking competitions for money! the grand prize reaching $1,000 for the best rum shaker!

depending on how you rum shake it can be either used as an insult or as a compliment.

a few popular rum shakers such as manny and bryan have put the art of rum shaking on the map and it has become an extreme sport!
"damn, that bitch can rum shake!"

"you can rum shake for all i care!"

"you African rum shaker!"
by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008
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grimmace shake

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.
Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.
by Candied June 16, 2023
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cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.
by leddynamite May 7, 2007
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two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
by vulveeta September 1, 2003
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squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.
I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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shakespeare

1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
by sylvie December 22, 2004
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