two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 11, 2020

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

Blackpink’s second fanbase

Blackpink’s second fanbase commonly referred to as “ARMYS” are obsessive rats who will attempt to discredit talented k-pop girl group “Blackpink” at any turn. They’re oldest member can’t be any older than 8 and they couldn’t string two sentences together if they tried.

They can commonly be found on Twitter saying slurs and being racist/xenophobic/sexist.

Kim: Did you see what those armys just did?
Kylie: Oh you mean Blackpink’s second fanbase?!

by call me chun li 🐍🐍 January 29, 2023

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017