Teh Science

Completely politicized science

Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal, even after you are vaccinated, and also that racism is a public health crisis

by Eushshtb April 14, 2021

Rocket Science

Rocket science is when scientist finds out things about space

....you make a mistake, that's what you have to do, make a mistake you did something from you negligently ruined her iphone you have to pay for that, simple as that, this is not rocket science, what is rocket science?

*Definition*
*laughs in court room*

by yongwei92 April 8, 2009

drop science

to lay down the law. the term is similar in meaning to the phrase "drop english"

we need someone here who's not so wishy washy and doesn't care about hurting feelings. Like Ivan--he would just drop science right now.

by Rachel Hensel August 25, 2005

Scientolophobia

Fear or hatred towards Scientology and/or (a) Scientologist(s).

A documentary has an element of Scientolophobia.

by LissyGudiya April 8, 2015

Science

v., science'd, science, sciencing, sciences.

To test the validity of a claim that a pipe or bong is finished, or cached. If in a group, a smoker may proclaim that they are employing the scientific method before lighting the bowl; this ensures that the effort will be peer reviewed.

1. "Damn, that's cached."
"Give it to me, I'll science it."

2. "For science!"

by Raycer X March 31, 2009

junk science

Science manufactured by individuals paid by special interest groups. Most commonly used by big corporations to dupe governments and nations into approving unsafe products, ignoring health and safety risks, or ignoring environmental problems.

The reason people are just starting to believe in climate change is because the oil magnates have been producing junk science to debunk it for years.

Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Scientific spirit

Alcoholic beverage that humanities graduates consume while criticizing scientists, engineers and doctors.

India's rocket scientists pray at a Hindu temple before launching a mission to the moon.
Communists (mostly humanities graduates): We are ashamed with these rocket scientists' lack of scientific spirit.

by Bengal Hippo July 15, 2023