Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 13, 2009

Gay Simp

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Once-ler Simp

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.

You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler

by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021

Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009

Simp

A guy that does anything to win a girl over

Jake: Your dress is not that pretty its blue and I hate the color blue
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp

by ♥️Panzo♥️ April 6, 2020

female simp

a girl that denies all accusations of being associated with a male, but when her and the male are alone, she acts as if she is in love with him.

Kora says she doesn't like cheezy, thus making her a female simp

by itsyourboychipsahoy August 31, 2017