by The salami guy January 27, 2021
Get the simp mug.A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
Get the simp mug.by Urm ama July 7, 2020
Get the Simping mug.A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal. In other words WolfzGaming4#6114on discord is a simp just an example
by FatherSwitch April 22, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020
Get the Simp mug.To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.
Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,
Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t
Person 1- Don’t be a simp
Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t
Person 1- Don’t be a simp
by Spaiid June 4, 2020
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