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Simp

To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp
by Spaiid June 4, 2020
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simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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simp

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
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Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Luke is such a simp, he spends all his savings on Twitch-Thots

Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
by Hatesimps May 18, 2020
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Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.
by King Simp December 30, 2019
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simp

Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.
-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp
by John Cake July 23, 2020
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Simpful

adjective. acting or being like a simp, having the characteristics of a simp
Bro, why did you do all those things for her?

I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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