Shoulder Tap

v. When someone in authority selects a candidate for a position within a company or political office.

1. Barack Obama shoulder tapped Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State.

2. When the CFO put in her two week notice, the CEO shoulder tapped a former colleague for the position.

by Wurderette September 4, 2009

Evasive Shoulders

This is the common term for people when turning around a wall into a hallway or room, need to turn their ordinary shoulders into 'Evasive Shoulders' by turning their shoulders inward to avoid hitting another person.

Jeff: "Wow, this mall is packed!"

Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"

Jeff: "Fo sho!"

by JKTehAzn March 29, 2009

Shoulder boob

That comfortable spot on a guys chest under his shoulder and above his nipple. Where girls (or guys) usually put their head when cuddling with a guy.

Mmm, his shoulder boob is so soft and squishy, i'm going to fall asleep now.

by rainbowBLEH June 13, 2011

Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life

Maybe I should join a Church

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 1, 2021

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

we should do something sometime

Something to say to someone you havent seen in a while.....probably for good reason....this saying is a good way to make the person think you want to hang out with them with out really committing to plans

"Hey Henrietta, I havent seen you in forever!"
*snort* "Yeah, want to see my insect collection?" *snort*
"Yeah, I cant today but we should do something sometime"

by Sos ya mama April 22, 2004

Why Should I Wear a Mask?

The question anti-maskers worldwide have been asking themselves, because in their minds, Covid or not, they won’t die, as their Creator is the One who determines their number of days on earth, although corporate prayers from righteous men and women could prolong their stay a little bit longer.

“Why should I wear a mask?” and “Why should I be jabbed?” might outwardly appear to be selfish questions, but spiritually or philosophically speaking, they are nontrivial questions that politicians and religious leaders often try to shun away from.

by MathPlus June 26, 2021