toss the salad

eating a bunghole

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"

by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003

side salad

refers to smoking marijuana when one uses many other drugs as well.

i've already done heroin today and i dont feel like doing cocaine. time for a little side salad.

by dwagz August 10, 2009

Valid Salad

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...

"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."

by danjdber September 11, 2009

Salad

A bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. Examples: Lettuce Tomato Celery Carrots Onions Cabbage Sometimes topped with Dressings. Can also be a fruit salad.

Boy, is this Fruit Salad good. So is this vegetable Salad.

by Dee Gooplah July 1, 2006

tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Egg Salad

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

by MentholMan December 14, 2008

salami tits

Man breasts that resemble hanging salami.

Sherwood had salami tits that needed to be holistered by a man bra.

by CJL75 December 29, 2006