MentholMan's definitions

Egg Salad

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

by MentholMan December 14, 2008