the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing)

Incessant or panicked rushing. The crippling need to be three hours early to everything.

Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.

by SDair2018 January 16, 2018

dweeb in a rusty sack

A real seggsy phrase to describe your sibling

Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!

Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.

by stan loona for legs September 2, 2021

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022

russian dew

mountain dew and vodka, now served in bars and nightclubs all over America; just ask.

hit me with a russian dew

by the rich boy September 4, 2004

rush hour

that period in the day when the drones finish their 9 to 5 jobs to spend another 3 hours in traffic moving slower then they could walk. During which they are too depressed to care about anything and may be suicidal, or starting to become angry and may wish to bash your face in. Avoid these people at all costs.

Rush hour blows.

by ZacBowling.com November 8, 2003

rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.

by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004