99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.
by The Emperor SM December 12, 2018
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Thug: I got this chick cross town man.
Thug 2: Word dawg?
Thug: Man after I leave here it's on. I'll hit that pussy quick and be out.
Thug 2: Nigga I hope you got a thug rubber on deck?
Thug: I keeps me one nigga!
Thug 2: Word dawg?
Thug: Man after I leave here it's on. I'll hit that pussy quick and be out.
Thug 2: Nigga I hope you got a thug rubber on deck?
Thug: I keeps me one nigga!
by Michael Walker951 January 23, 2009
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It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"
"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"
by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004
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Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
by theflagshopisoutofstock August 11, 2010
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2. Someone who hurts there own neck turning it too far and too much looking at a girl's rubbernecks
2. Someone who hurts there own neck turning it too far and too much looking at a girl's rubbernecks
by lou-man October 2, 2003
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by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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