retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

retard

a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.

friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."

by EVRYOPPSHOT May 24, 2023

Retard

an insult many use that is more or less calling them autistic and underdeveloped.

"Look at that damn retard."

by B.SC June 8, 2023

Recard

Retard

Yoo u finna stop actin' like a recard rn...

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023

Diss Regard

The act of intentionally ignoring someone you saw just moments ago.

You run into someone you haven't seen in awhile and after spending a few minute catching & saying goodbye, neither of you leave (or you both go the same way).

So you give each other your best Diss Regard.

by Macdaddy Z June 5, 2009

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011