ripped a new asshole

the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.

by LickNeandro December 26, 2011

Ripper Magoo

The moment you realize you want to rage

I'm pounding this beer right now, Ripper Magoo!

by officialbobmenery October 14, 2019

raspberry ripple

a raspberry ripple is when "muffin top" is not adequate. it refers to the rolls of fat in between a woman's bra and trousers, particularly when emphasised with a tight top.

look at that girl's raspberry ripple!!

by scr1bl1ed October 30, 2011

ripped

could mean either:
1. very muscular
2. very stoned (under the influence of marijuana)

1. "hey look at that guy's body! he's ripped!
2. "we got sooo ripped last night!"

by Disgruntled Goat September 4, 2003

ripped

possessing little body fat so that the muscles *clearly* stand out and are well defined. A bodybuilding term.

Dude, that bodybuilder is ripped! If you want to get ripped, you should read those Clarence Bass books.

by jaklumen September 5, 2003

ripped

1) to have large muscles; or to allude to having them, regardless of the truth
2) to be taken advantage of in a business dealing (a shortened form of ripped off)
3) to extract music from a CD to a computer

1) Check it out! (flex) I'm ripped!
2) Dude, we got totally ripped.
3) Check out this MP3 I ripped!

by nobody really September 8, 2003

ripped

Very muscular, works out often, attractice.

Man, you see his abs? He's ripped!

by LeAnne Christoffel September 10, 2003