putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

potty ankle

When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.

I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!

by pinktaco1313 March 7, 2016

Patty time

When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.

" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."

by Trisha Keno March 23, 2016

putt tut

A gaseous explosion from the anal cavity

"Her putt tut killed my boner"

by banana120 October 3, 2016

petty russ

A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole

John is being such a petty Russ

by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016

Potty talk

To swear like the word

Fuck
Shit
Ass
Ass wipe
Etc....

Little Timmy: don't use potty words
Me: fuck potty talk Ass wipe suck my dick you ugly cock gobbler
Little Timmy: 😞

by Thekidnamedberry March 8, 2017

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017