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Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.
Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.
by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009
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Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.
Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.
by xavier j. November 27, 2003
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bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.
When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".
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padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.
#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry
by jiminism February 10, 2020
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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.
"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."
by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010
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