Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

Indian Poster

In·di·an Pos·ter (in-dee-uhn pos-ter)

Indian Poster Indian Giver

noun

A facebook "friend" that gives a wall post and then takes it away by deleting it either immediately or several days later while they creep on your wall.

I'm browsing my wall looking at all the people that adore me and then I realize, "HEY! where did that comment that KT wrote like 3 weeks ago?!? She would be an Indian Poster, I could smell it on her."

by JWalker LaaBreaker March 27, 2011

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015

pumpkin pooter

Vag aka vagina

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!

by MML1234 July 6, 2016