Definitions by Thisoldog

Playing Porter 

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

Playing Porter by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Bedgie 

When the blowy J is so good that it sucks the bed sheets up your ass.

Bro,
That girl gives the meanest Bedgie.

Bedgie by Thisoldog August 1, 2014