Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 04, 2015

Bedgie

When the blowy J is so good that it sucks the bed sheets up your ass.

Bro,
That girl gives the meanest Bedgie.

by Thisoldog August 01, 2014