plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018

Plumatorian

One who does exceedingly well in school and rises above the rank of Valedictorian or Salutatorian. The highest level pone may achieve in school.

This year's Plumatorian is of the utmost character and academia.

by kevrockdal June 8, 2018

plumbjoinerist

Someone who is no good at either or one tradesman trying to do the others work!

Look of the state of that work the fucking plumbjoinerist done

by Mrtwatface February 21, 2018

Plum print

The sweet shape your balls make when kissing a surface while wearing a kilt without underwear.

"YEAH, that's my plum print on the bench."

by smijannan May 12, 2018

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018

Plumlem

Plumlem is used when a person's plum tree has stopped producing plums then the plumlem is caused.

"I cant believe this happened it's a big plumlem"

by TheSavageSandwich August 21, 2018

Plumber’s Chest

A term used to describe the visual of a women wearing a low cut top revealing an unusually long cleavage area creating the illusion of a plumbers butt crack.

Oh, hell nah dog. Check it out. Felicia has a plumber’s chest.

by The Pizza Ghost September 7, 2018