a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Pingued

Getting so drunk that your voice becomes distorted, somewhat resembling Pingu.

'Jack was pingued the other night.'
'Mel had so much to drink; she was absolutely pingued.'

by Naterpee November 10, 2011

Pangus

Looks like a sumo. But none of it is muscle. It’s just fat. A literal ball of fat that can walk but prefers to sit literally anywhere.

He’s doin a pangus

by Yumcha July 9, 2018

stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

Flipping a penguin

When a person displays their thong (see whale tail) and the tag is sticking straight up, looking like a penguin standing on the whale's tail

Guy1: So you saw her thong?
Guy2: Yeah, not only was she showing whale tail, but she was also flipping a penguin.

by CoogJ July 15, 2009

penguin

slang. used to describe someone who is of mixed race, specifically black and white.

-after seeing a white girl w/ an afro-
WTF is that? Got be a penguin yo.

by TAPPER January 16, 2005