A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.
by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.
by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023

step-co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
