Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 21, 2003

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 1, 2004

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by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022

Hush now

Pete being a cock =D

Me: "Hey"
Pete: "Hush now lad"

by Mel February 14, 2005

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me

the abcs u dumb fuck
sex

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by nononosuckadick September 10, 2021

Not Now!

Something you can't have after a certain period of time has passed. The length of time depends entirely on the person being asked for something.

You : "Can I change my four-piece McNugget to six-piece?"
Cranky McDonald's Girl : "Not now."

by Sugar Bean August 14, 2003

what now burn

An interjection said when someone makes an incorrect point and you prove them wrong on the spot, or when you beat somebody who was so full of themselves they were sure they were gonna beat you.

A: I know you were crying earlier! You were holding a tissue to your face! I'm not stupid!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
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C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!

by zyron March 26, 2008