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Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.
I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.
by arnie123 June 8, 2018
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Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
by pookypooky January 16, 2009
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it's not a mistake, ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

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by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022
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You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.
There's nothing more to see here.
by shill August 2, 2005
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not like this

When everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong.
An unjust ending to someone that certainly does not deserve it.
Ron: "Dude I was 4 pumps inside a girl last night before her parents walked in"
Jeremy: "Not like this"
by Squakhawk June 6, 2016
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not even

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
by steveceeeeee September 22, 2005
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Not a woman

prob a woman. Idk check for a ballsack
Broski 1: Dude I had sex ashly
Broski 2: same
Broski 1: only thing though she had a ballsack
Broski 2: dude that was not a woman that was my fucking grandfather
by Yert August 26, 2021
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