Deuce Nap

The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.

"Where'd so and so go?"

"I think they're taking a deuce nap."

by stibinki June 3, 2009

Hot nap

When you have no other choice but to take a nap in extremely high temperatures. These naps do not last more than two hours and have been proven to put the person in a very awful mood.

Last summer on a road trip, Ryan and I were forced to take a hot nap in the car in Nevada before continuing on to California.

by JoyLowRide2333 July 29, 2009

Dick nap

When you have a boner and you need to sit down and wait for the erection to go away.

*Guy 1: let's go over to those girls and talk to them.
*Guy 2: hang on, I gotta take a dick nap. I've been looking at them for too long.

by Dolphin egg August 19, 2015

Nip-Nap

Nipple Hunter.

The Season of Nip-Napping is in July.

by Therapist_69 June 15, 2017

snap nap

instead of snap chat, snap nap💤

(catchy word)

"wake me up in a hour im going in a snap nap"

by SkinnyQueen March 1, 2018

Cap-nap

When someone is Gee'ed out and goes into an unconcious and un responsive deep sleep.
This is more of a type of nap that u ain't gon' wake up from until your body is ready...PERIOD!
3x that of a rest when on xanax.
A "coma-toast" state of mind; Also referred to as "swirling out" or being "Gee'ed out" which is the result of too much GammaHydroxyButyrate consumption.

Tim: "Hey where is Mick?"
John: "Idk man last time I seen her she was on the floor taking a little Cap-nap from the water ol' boy sold her?"

by Sir B.Killa September 24, 2019

Dirt Nap

To pass out from drinking too much alcohol.

After the banquet, Mrs. Reynolds needed to take a serious dirt nap, yo.

Cooper needs a dirt nap.... even though he's a dog.

by Juju R. December 22, 2010