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mustard sandwich

When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America
I spent the last of my paycheck getting food for the kids, so now I'm eating mustard sandwiches.
by my name is not billy January 9, 2019
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music chad

someone who is really into indie/alternative music in a snobby way. this person religiously follows and adheres to the opinions of Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) and listens to all genres of music except country. they constantly talk about music and try to out-snob each other. some bands music chads listen to are death grips, swans, daughters, playboi carti, kero kero bonito, beach house, xiu xiu and much much more because they have heard every song ever. they are also big into memes and are definitely not normies.
Music Chad 1: Wait bro are you playing Neutral Milk Hotel? I love Jeff Mangum!
Music Chad 2: Dude are you retarded this is Car Seat Headrest.

Music Chad 1: Fuck my bad bro I'm a huge fan of Will Toledo though.
Music Chad 2: Yeah same, Fantano introduced me to them and now Twin Fantasy 2018 version and 2011 version are some of my favorite albums ever!
by stellasslut March 17, 2020
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anal mustard

The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice.
Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'
by Scooba-steve May 13, 2009
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Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
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JT Music

The only person keeping the assassins creed fandom alive apart from the developers. His songs can cure depression and not wanting to play assassins creed.
“Man, I was on the fence about the new assassins creed game, until JT Music released his new song. Now I’ll have to call in sick for work next week”
by MatrixDDoS17 November 11, 2018
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
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muschi

kari has a soft muschi
by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006
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