Gobbie Monster

A girl who loves to suck off guys as much as she can. Usually a swallower and must have completed atleast 10 bjs to earn the title.

Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night?

Yeah, I heard she is a total 'gobbie monster!'.

by MitchTheCreator November 2, 2011

45 Minute Shower

Term used to descibe when someone spends a long time in the shower (not necessarily 45 minutes) because they are masturbating. The term is often used without proof to describe anyone who has spent a long time in the shower, regardless of the reason.

Calum was late because he was having a 45 minute shower.

by Chris!! April 21, 2007

Monster Energy Drink

The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.

A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!

B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.

by Lord Takatcchipenn June 14, 2009

land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

monster miata

A Mazda Miata with a 5.0 liter Ford V8.

The Monster Miata was the Shelby Cobra of the 1990's. The Monsters died out, even though they still make Miatas. Now there are Solstice & Sky V8s out there. Watch out 'Vettes and Vipers!

I miss the Pinto & Vega V8s of the 70's.

by Archie Turbo June 11, 2006

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004