heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.

"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"

by kitch69750 November 2, 2011

Monoherpephlasia

An Asiatic island populated by a single species of snake. Sometimes the word is mistakenly used to refer to the species of snake, but it is, in fact, intended to refer to the island.

An unnamed island northwest of Pulau Maopora is a monoherpephlasia because the Tiger Python is its only species of snake.

by HerpetologyIsForSnakesNotSTDs January 28, 2011

@monotude

monotude is very sick trans and bi very funny and.well. i kinda have a crush on him,

@monotude is cool

by Cannibal.island July 16, 2021

MONOHYDROGEN DIOXIDE

1. water
2. h2o

the stuff you drink on a daily basis

"hey whats that"
"its monohydrogen dioxide"
"oh you mean water you moron"
"shutup!"

by dragoon347 September 21, 2005

Straight month

Not a real thing that homophobes made up to mock lbgtq+ problems.

Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪

normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.

by n0rm4lp3rs0n July 5, 2021