matt ford

a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama

i feel like matt ford, i enjoy loving on melons and dogs.

by dog butt in a butt October 24, 2008

Matt Emch

Hot, Sexy, Sweet, smart, talented, funny, charming guy!!

Girl: omg.. your just like matt emch
guy: thanks!!

by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009

Matt Cardle

winner of the X factor 2010. amazing voice, and extreamley good looking. love's his fans, geuinely a lovely person. no-one dislikes him, especially Aiden Grimshaw fellow x factor finalist, whom he has a huge Bromance with. Maiden ftw!

A: woah, who's that?! His voice is amazing!
B: Matt Cardle, the most gorgeous person in the world.

by ilovemrcardle March 7, 2011

Mad Matt'd

Playing a dancing game no bar and mostly bracket raping to pass hard songs to get a low score.

Oh man, I just Mad Matt'd Kiss Me Red. I got 50%!

by VivaLaMoo June 16, 2008

matt stone

The co-creator of the TV show "South Park," who has excelled at making racial, ethnic, and other mean-spirited humor socially acceptable among young people. A man of questionable talent, he produces low quality animation with poor dialogue to titillate the gross fantasies of teens and overgrown kids.

If Matt Stone couldn't make fun of racial, ethnic, and religious minorities and retarded people, he wouldn't have any jokes left.

by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009

Matt

A sweet, loving, extremely caring boy. He'll make you fall in love with him in no time. He can get mad easily, but at the end of the day he's always there for you. He has amazing brown hair that wings out at the end, captivating blue eyes that you'll get lost in, and perfect, kissable lips. He's a huge fan of video games, he could play them all day and night, he also loves cats. He's tall and completely adorable. He'll say stuff that will just make you fall in love all over again time after time. He know's how to make a girl feel special. He'll never tell you a lie, he'll be the most truthful person ever and keep all his promises. He might say stuff that hurts you sometimes, a lot, but in the end, its hurts him just as much as it hurts you, and he'll apologize and tell you how he actually feels. He's amazing.

" Matt is the sweetest boy ever! "

" I know! look at his amazing hair <3 "

by dev_cm April 27, 2012

The Farty Marty

When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.

Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty

by Zack December 17, 2004