emch

a womanizer, or player, who believes none of his myriad of current girlfriends will eventually meet or learn of each other's existence

That goddamn emch used the same pick-up line on me!

I should have known he was an emch.. always working late and smelling like he'd just had a shower!

by noddasucka October 27, 2006

Matt Emch

Hot, Sexy, Sweet, smart, talented, funny, charming guy!!

Girl: omg.. your just like matt emch
guy: thanks!!

by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009

Emched

Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR

This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!

by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009

Emchi

A gamer who uses another identity to hide behind so they can make there life better. Someone who enjoys the company of friends online, normally said to have beautiful characteristics. Also has an addiction to Pokemon.

Guy 1: Hey did you talk to Emchi last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she Reeeee'd into her Mike last night about being killed in Overwatch.

by Lazy Pengoo May 22, 2018

emchikab

a group of 3 people that fell in love with a mystery man named ryan. if your reading this ryan we love you, miss you and want the presents, we are sorry we killed you.

have you ever heard been in a emchikab situaiton?

by Emchikab January 6, 2021

emcharchar

a dumb dog

Did you see that stupid girl over there.

Yeah that girl is an emcharchar.

by emcharcharbestest March 3, 2021

emCHEATINGpowerment

When you send your musty funky bits to other people, in picture format, but you don't want to feel guilty about cheating on your husband.

I'm not unfaithful to my husband. It's emCHEATINGpowerment.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023