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a womanizer, or player, who believes none of his myriad of current girlfriends will eventually meet or learn of each other's existence
That goddamn emch used the same pick-up line on me!

I should have known he was an emch.. always working late and smelling like he'd just had a shower!
emch by noddasucka October 27, 2006
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Matt Emch 

Hot, Sexy, Sweet, smart, talented, funny, charming guy!!
Girl: omg.. your just like matt emch
guy: thanks!!
Matt Emch by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009
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Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR
This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!
Emched by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009
A gamer who uses another identity to hide behind so they can make there life better. Someone who enjoys the company of friends online, normally said to have beautiful characteristics. Also has an addiction to Pokemon.
Guy 1: Hey did you talk to Emchi last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she Reeeee'd into her Mike last night about being killed in Overwatch.
Emchi by Lazy Pengoo May 22, 2018

emchikab 

a group of 3 people that fell in love with a mystery man named ryan. if your reading this ryan we love you, miss you and want the presents, we are sorry we killed you.
have you ever heard been in a emchikab situaiton?
emchikab by Emchikab January 6, 2021

emcharchar 

Did you see that stupid girl over there.

Yeah that girl is an emcharchar.
emcharchar by emcharcharbestest March 3, 2021

emCHEATINGpowerment 

When you send your musty funky bits to other people, in picture format, but you don't want to feel guilty about cheating on your husband.
I'm not unfaithful to my husband. It's emCHEATINGpowerment.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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