Mayonaise

White stuff on me burgers

I like Mayonaise

by Salty5 April 10, 2022

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Manmon

A person who don’t want to commit to either gender but wants to be both when it’s convenient.

Stop being a Manmon, you’re a woman stop trying to run this house but the other night when we heard a noise you wanted me to be the man and go put my life on the line and check it out!

by D worx July 3, 2022

manonymity

The part of you that your girlfriend keeps a secret so your friends don’t think you’re whipped.

I can’t tell you what movie I watched with Joseph last night. I promised to protect his manonymity.

by Mikki B July 11, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022

Mayonna

pretty, hot, tall, blonde.

Mayonna is the dumbest blonde ever. period ah, period uh.

by hottie with a tottie October 4, 2022