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Chicago Merge

An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
Jim: THAT FIB JUST CUT ME OFF!
Josh: that's called a Chicago merge.
by BigDikFil February 5, 2017
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2004 Merlot

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.
Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017
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Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.
After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.
by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019
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PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.
He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel
by baljeet reji June 12, 2019
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Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.
I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.
by RareBearU June 21, 2020
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Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.
Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick
by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021
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ping merchant

A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.
Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!

Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!
by get_got February 15, 2022
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